Born to make you happy.

Define happiness.

Define satisfaction.

Define contentment.

Define pleasure.

Define laughter, love, life.

Define "happy being here, right here, right now, and I wouldn't change
a thing in the world."

Define the words of the immortal Godfather when he lay dying in his
vineyard and his last words were, "Life is beautiful."

Define beautiful. Define beauty. Define life.

Define what makes life worth it. Define what makes it worth waking up
every morning.

Define. Define.

The meaning of life is all one big bloody Dictionary. If we can only
find out what it means.

We ponder and ponder and at the end, some people find resolution at
the end of a whisky bottle, or at the bottom of the pill jar, or at
the metallic taste of blood as it pours out through a small hole in
the back of their skulls when they ejected a 9mm round into their
awaiting pie holes.

Some people find God. Some find the Devil.

Some people never find it. Life, I mean. Or the definitions of it.

Fsck this. I'm going home.